It’s no secret that jobs are for suckers. And I ain’t no sucker. But I am poor. And so on…
My skinny little housemate (let’s call him Dewbey) is even more poorer than I am. He finds a job posting on the interweb for Video Game Testers at Electronic Arts (EA if yer savvy). So, naturally, I send in my resume, knowing I am infinitely more qualified and an all-around better person than this jerk-off:
I hope I get the job and he doesn’t. Just so he goes bananas while I get paid to play video games.
Although creating the sole income for our home will mean that I have to procure all the booze.
Being the bread winner sucks.
