Without venturing too far down the road of celebrity gossip blogging, I would like to point out that Keira Knightley is the probably the most gorgeous woman… ever.
And just to remind us of such things, behold her new Chanel ad:
Ab.so.lute.ly. STUNNING. She’s my favorite!
I have a feeling Charlie Chaplin saw many moments such as this.
Random Hottie. Charlie, come back to bed…
Charlie Chaplin. Not until you return my trademark hat! Now, where did you hide my mustache?
Random Hottie. Oh, I think you know the answer to that.
Except in Charlie’s day, she has much worse teeth.
Anyway, I can only hope that someone who knows Miss Knightley (or perhaps Keira herself) is out there Google-ing her name when I publish this. Then, he or she ends up at this website, thinks it’s awesome (because let’s face it… it is) and forwards the link to Keira. Then Keira emails me, revealing that she’s fallen for my wit and charm and wants to buy me a house in Bel Air where we’ll live together in really, really unbelievably good looking bliss!
Did I just type that out? Ah fuck it. I stand by it.
Of course, knowing my luck, she’ll fall for Mattraw anyway.
August 13, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Just remember, dude, if your whiny-man-dream comes true, you’ll be making out with Keira Knightley (oh, the puns). Which means you’ll be getting some Johnny Depp mixed in. Which means you’ll be making out with Tim Burton.
Then and ONLY then will you become more than TrawWest, you will become TrawHollywood.
August 13, 2007 at 10:38 pm
I think with that much airbrushing, even I would look good in that pose.
Which is kind of obnoxious, cause really, that girl doesn’t need any improvements.
August 14, 2007 at 9:08 pm
TrawHollywood, aka, Trawllywood.
August 15, 2007 at 7:12 pm
uh, she’s hideous in that picture, she looks like she’s about 40 pounds and made out of popsicle sticks.