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July 15, 2007 at 2:09 am
Dear Traws,
If you could cast the new Justice Legue America movie, which actors would you choose?
Love,
Saint Dynamite
July 16, 2007 at 4:32 am
Saint Dynamite,
You’re question has been noted and shall be answered this week.
I’ll tell you one thing: Hugo Weaving plays the Martian Manhunter.
Any requests on the villain? Because, frankly, I have no idea against whom the JLA battles.
Solomon Grundy???
July 16, 2007 at 7:26 am
shatra, i hate to be a needlebug, but you misused “your” and “you’re.” don’t be like eick. and don’t feel bad, precious sportscenter misused “affected” and “effected” and they’re already on tv.
July 16, 2007 at 7:58 am
shatraw the commenter is allowd typeos.
July 17, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Dear Traws,
Has this ever happened to you?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5D6nETEEg0A
July 18, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Dear Traws,
I have a friend with a lot of problems. Let’s call this friend On Jeick. On Jeick is an upstanding citizen, a solid tax-paying button-down shirt-wearing guy with dark secrets. My friends just visited him and On Jeick subjected them to the following perversions:
-the crabbler
-the beastly frother
-the bumbling junker
-the stinkfist
My question is this: What’s the best way to stop this immoral carnage? I’ve thought about murder, but I’m afraid his ghost will avenge his death.
Keep up the good Trawing!
July 20, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Dear Traws,
Who’s “Now?”
July 20, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Dear Gilgamesh,
You’re so now and you don’t even know it!
Love,
TrawEast