Traw World Gallery

There is strength in numbers. And that makes Traws a very powerful species. Check back often for updates.

And if you see a Traw, TAKE HIS (or her) PICTURE and send it to us. Don’t bother explaining. They’ll understand when we invite them to the family reunion (date and location TBD).

Behold the TRAWS!

MATTRAW

notice Mattraw always wears glasses, usually wears a cap and typically has a fuller beard… and a taste for yummy cake and Guitar Hero!

SHATRAW

Shatraw is invariably the crazier looking one, usually with a more sparse tract of facial hair and no glasses

FASHIONISTRAW

our flaming brother and winner of Project Runway, Jay McCarroll is a surefire Traw of the highest degree… and what style!

ROCKTRAW

solo artist and lead singer of Soul Coughing, Mike Doughty bears an uncanny resemblance to Shatraw himself… when Shatraw finds it necessary to go clean-shaven (which is never)

BLACKTRAW

Dmitri Young is our brother. sure, there’s a race gap and maybe the family resemblance isn’t 100%, but his troubled past rife with depression and alcohol abuse give him the edge only a Traw can have. he’s also one of MLB’s feel good stories of 2007, having bounced back from his issues to bat .339 with the Washington Nationals (through 7/6/07)

COMEDY CENTRAWL

you may know him from Mr. Show or The Sarah Silverman Program or The Comedians of Comedy; alterna-comedy sweetheart Brian Posehn is total Traw, falling just behind Mattraw on the Traw Evolutionary Chart. we’re pretty sure this heavy metal-loving Traw is a lock for the family reunion once we get the word out.

CATCHTRAW

Although Traws East and West have little love for the Atlanta Braves, they can’t help but feel that special Traw bond with Beardo Backstop Brian McCann. When he’s not raking doubles to the gap with his classic lefty stroke, B-Mac likes to kick back with his buddies Kevin Mench and Matt Murton and slug back a case of MGD over a few rounds of Farkle. Or so we like to imagine.

RANDO-TRAW #1!

Kudos to eagle-eyed Trawfriend Mike Zegen for this stealthy capture of a random Traw in the wild. Why does this Traw need two pairs of glasses you may ask? Shhh…that’s Traw Business!

KINGTRAW

while no man is KING of the Traws, John King (pictured with here with Julius Irving) gets the title because it just works so well! This talented producer of large live events is a former colleague of Shatraw… and something of a mentor when it came to temperament and dealing with completely insane boss-types. Long live the King!

TRAWFEREE

it should be no surprise that this Trawferee was spotted officiating a roller derby bout in sunny North Hollywood.  Traws, as a species, are all-consumed with justice and fair play… particularly when they can manipulate it to their advantage.  We can only assume he is schtupping one of the roller babes.  And knowing Traws, she is probably the skinny mean one.  Mad photo cred to Traw Photog Becca.